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== ME? ==
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== HEY YOU ==

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<span style="color: black">YEAH, YOU. Hey, babe. I saw you across the room, lookin' at me. Yeah, don't pretend that that eye contact wasn't happenin'. Look here, ''sweat checks'', I want to make it perfectly clear that this fling that we've about to have... It won't mean anything to me. I'm a poor black swinger that gets his money working streets like these. You think you can change me?! YOU THINK I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY? Well, see here, '''bitch''', I was. No amount of money can turn my ways around. No amount of money can make me live anywhere else but where I belong: ''The streets''. Twenty dollars. Too much? Deal with it. I need to feed a family of seven, okay? It's not like I'm made of super powers. I can't just quit my job as a bawdy house tart and make money appear out of no where. I can't get a job anywhere else. Fast food restaurants complain about my herpes (Whatever.) and I can't get a job as a custodian because apparently they frown upon fishnets. It's a tough life, alright? You don't know me. You don't know my life. You don't ''even know my name''. Look, I'll make a deal with you, Wikilemonwhatsit user, if you give me five dollars, I'll be your friend without any benefits. Don't freak out, I don't bite. That costs extra.
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==FORUM FORMERS==

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*Became a member of the illemonati on March 11, 2007 on the Stonehenge. Epic avatar use: http://illemonati.com/forum/img/avatars/157.jpg
*Former AUDIBLE Radio DJ! (DJ Myndi - Classic rock and occasional geekery. Diiiig it.)
*Started the "[http://lemondemon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5138 LET'S INCEST]" thread. Chances are, I am married to YOU, forum user! 
*Reached Antidisestablishmentarianism on July 27, 2007.
*First custom title: "Bannned".
*First to post in "[http://lemondemon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5444 Get your forum titles!]" thread, giving Neil his title "ONCE UPON A TIME" and earning her own title "STRAP 'EM DOWN, SCOTTY". (By [[User:Nikkay|Nikkay]]!)
*Started the awesome phrases:
**STRAP EM DOWN SCOTTY
**That made me laugh way harder than it was supposed to
**JESUS NIKKI THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE ISSUE :(
*[http://lemondemon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5504 LVOE AND MRRIAGE LVOE AND MRRIAGE]
*Made unintentional first post on Stoke's [http://lemondemon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=1329&p=600 600th page.]
*Has had unfortunate run-ins with NyQuil. You remember.

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And I don't forum my ass off anymore, but you can catch me around Skype (mindylolz), MSN (mindy.lynn@hotmail.com), and AIM (mindyPWNS). I love the forum, though! Contact me there, too! It'll make me piss joy! (SN: Mindy! ^_^, pigrapes)
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== TEN FACTS ==
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1. <span style="color: black">SHE HAS A [http://www.myspace.com/jazz_pirate MYSPACE] BECAUSE OF PEER PRESSURE AND ALSO CULTS </span>

2. <span style="color: cadetblue">SHE KNOWS PI TO OVER 60 PLACES</span>

3. <span style="color: black">SHE IS SIXTEEN</span>

4. <span style="color: cadetblue">SHE ACTS IN PLAYS, YOU KNOW, LIKE A LTHESPBIAN OR WHATEVER</span>

6. <span style="color: black">SHE PRANK CALLS ON SKYPES AND WILL TAKE PRANK REQUESTS AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A DICK</span>

7. <span style="color: cadetblue"> SHE LOVES [[User:MrKsoft|TIMMY]] A LOT OKAY?!</span>

8. <span style="color: black">SHE IS A NEGLIGENT FATHER AND ALSO SHE LOVES STEVE MARTIN!?!?!1/1/1</span>

9. <span style="color: black">SHE IS VERY COMPETITIVE AND WILL TRY HER VERY HARDEST TO KICK YOUR ASS AT TETRIS AND IF SHE CAN'T KISS THAT FRIENDSHIP GOODBYE I MEAN DAMN JUST LOOK AT HER SEX LIFE WITH MR. MATT RUBUTTSO WAIT WHAT'S THAT YOU DON'T SEE ONE WELL THEN SEE I TOLD YOU SO D-HOLE</span>

10. <span style="color: cadetblue">MINDY HAS REGULAR BATHS WITH [[User:Juttman|JUSTIN]], [[User:Kallie|KALLIE]], [[User: Damn Seduction Stage|ABBEY]], [[User:Nikkay|NIKKI]], [[User:Bran371|BRANULAR]], [[User:MrKsoft|TIMMY]] AND [[user:Swingdancelight|JILLIAN]]'S GRANDPARENTS</span>.

==TESTIMINDYONIALS==

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*<3333333333333333333333333 ~ [[User:Kisara|Kisara]] 10:07, 27 December 2007 (EST)
*AND MERI STEALS THE TOP OF THE TESTIMONIALS. Mindy dear, I luff you with all my heart! You am so speshal. :3  - [[user:MeriBites|Meri]]
*Is a stupid noodleshoebrain because she has more testemonials than me.  -[[User:Hooliganism! | Hooliganism!]]
*Myndi is sweet and awesome and wonderful, has a pretty voice, and her taste in music is enough to make anyone +1 all over themselves... yes, even a girl. -[[User:SaintSmythe|Smythe]] 
*If being awesome and crazy together is wrong, I don't want to be right. Yay, friendship! -[[User:Mary|Mary]]
*Hi Mindy! You're rocking fluffy rainbow! Yayyyy. -[[User: Swingdancelight|SDL]]
* ^_^ How-de-doo-dee!- [[User:Gnu_dude|The_AustrlAsian]]
*Hmm... hello there.  You seem awesome.  Yay, you! --[[User:Amanda132|Amanda132]]
*You seem to like Star Wars, I hadn't realised who you were after your change of avatar. Then I realised how awesome you are. Yay for Awesome Mindy ^_^ -[[User:Vegansoldier | VeganSoldier]]
*HELLO.  You're cool.  Keep up the awesome! -[[User:MrKsoft | MrKsoft]]
*Mindy is amazing. She has a great sense of humor, is weird and random (In a good way), and really nice. YÆY Mindy! -[[User:TheMuffinMan|TMM]] P.S. I only know pi to 32 places. I need practice. 
*Hai! I am teh <3 u and ur husband also. He's a great read. I was up all night in bed with him! Also you are kyoot. <3z! --[[User:SpecialKRJ|SpecialKRJ]] 04:41, 23 July 2007 (EDT)
* Hai mindy am luv yuo {{User:Mattgcn/Sig|04:57, 23 July 2007 (EDT)}}
* Mindy's so radmazingtasticful that I'm testimonializeing her again! Also you're my week-long girlfriend! *Snuggles* -[[User:TheMuffinMan|TickleMeMagenta]]
* Too. Much. Awesome. Musics. =(  It baffles me how awesome you can be =O - [[user:kageyabari|Kage]]
*ZOMG I LOVE YOU TOO MINDY! I WANNA SECKS YOU TOO! LET'S GO! -[[User:Damn Seduction Stage|DSS]]
*I love your show, man. {{User:Niklasva/Sig}}
*I LOVE MINDY MORE THAN CAPS LOCK, ICE CREAM, AND RUN ON SENTENCES PUT TOGETHER. Which is a lot. Because Mindy is radical like surfing after school in 1986. -[[User:Gryffindork|Gryffindork!!]]
*There are many ways to say how awesomely cool you are, but I can only think of one at the moment: MINDY IS ''SEX''.  'Nuff said.  --[[User:Zapetroid|Zapetroid]]
*MINDY MAKE MY LOVE CHILD PLEASE. --[[User:Steam_Engenius|CrazyFanGirl]]
*MINDY IS THE BEST DAUGHTER/WIFE EVER AND WHEN SHE COMES TO ARIZONA WE NEED TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER OKAY? --[[User:SanguinaryAkiko|Your bio-dad]]
*YOU'RE AN AWESOME AND FIVE! And you have a face too! {{User:Talkie Toaster/sig}}
*LET´S BURN SOME RAP CDS, AND THEN MAKE FERTILIZER OF IT TO PLANT A WONDERFUL GARDEN. YAS. [[User:ElHorsto|Horsty]]
*Mindy is so superridiculousawesomeamazingexcellentprettysmarttalentedtastic - [[User:Juttman|Jutt]]
*HEY HEY HEY MARRY ME K? - [[User:Kisara|Kisara]]
*Mindy is so awesome, she has surpassed awesome and reached the previously unattained level of awesome known only as fantasmogrificness - [[User:ChaosInferno|Mr.Chaos]]
*Okay, I think I have it. Mindy, you are amazing, and I hope that I can help you realize this more. I'm glad that you come to me for advice whenever you need help, and I'm glad that I can provide the help you need. I'm glad that I'm '''able''' to help you. I started off thinking you were the greatest because you are crazy and random and awesome, and... okay, that's still a major reason that I think you're the greatest, but actually talking to you a lot makes me know you're great for other reasons, as well. And someday, I'm sure if you set your mind on it, you '''WILL''' become the Goddamn Batman! - [[User:Cyber95|Magic Cheese Man]]
*You be a Jedi?  HUZZAH! - [[user:Wartys Neryon|Wartys Neryon]]
*MINDY I LOVE YOU AND YES WE ARE GOING TO NAME OUR DAUGHTER AND OR SON MINDY BECAUSE THEN THEY WILL BE AWESOME. THAT IS ALL. ILYLETSECKS. KBAI.-[[user:Damn Seduction Stage|DSS]]
*The rampant polygamy just adds to the awesomeness. - [[User:Nihilist Cows|Nihilist Cows]]
*Mindy is clearly the greatest DJ on AUDIBLE. - [[User:ChaosInferno|Mr.Chaos]]
*You can see from how high up I am on this list that I predicted your awesomeness.  Woot!  Also, I miss youuuuuu! --[[User:Amanda132|Amanda132]]
*HOSHIT how come I've never testimonialed you before? YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE. YOU'RE EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN THIS PICTURE: [[Image:Awesome3.jpg]] And you are hawt and all that shiz. Yay! --[[User:FeynmanMH42|LOL.]]
*DEAR MINDY I LUV U WILL U PLEEZ HAVE MY BABBIES --[[User:Gryffindork|Jim Halpert]]
*Mindy is the best person on Earth. And on Mars. [[User:Red Alien|Red Alien]]
*Let's go WILD! <3.--[[User:Evil muffins|Evil muffins]]
*I lvoe me some Mindy! ^_^ --[[User:Juttman|Juttman]]
*A Mindy a day makes everybody smile and think happy thoughts of kittens dancing and pineapples singing. --[[User:ChaosInferno|ChaosInferno]]
*Holy wow, I'm one of your heroes. :O --[[User:Red_Alien|Ralie]]
* Mindy~ you're really fun to talk to on Skype :D and really funny and cool and awesome. <3 [[user:psycholorny|Lorna]]
* Oh crud I haven't testimonialized you yet??! Well anyway, Mindy is everyone's favourite everything <333 THERE, I SAID IT --[[User:LÆB|LÆB]]
*I deserve a second testimindyonial because I wrote the last one like right after we first met.  YOU ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU INFINITELY. <3  People, if you don't know Mindy, get knowing her, IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT because she is amazing!! -[[User:MrKsoft | MrKsoft]]
*Mindy's pretty cool. Not as cool as I am yet, but she's on her way. BROFIST. -[[File:Exarsig.png]] 20:59, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
* Mindy deserves a second testimonial from me! --[[user:Wartys Neryon|Wartys Neryon]]
* You're grounded. -[[user:Anya|Mom]]

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