User:HalfCatharsis/SEX!
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Note: At first, I had this copy-pasted from my profile, because it was getting too long. Feel free to add your sex-related quotes. — HalfCatharsis
Yes, SEX.
- When a postwhore becomes a real whore:
<HC> LAB, if I perform sexual favors, will you tell me my postcount?
<LÆB> Make an offer…
<HC> I can do a decent stripper dance.
<LÆB> Offer accepted. Please proceed with the agreed-upon procedure, whereupon the post quantity will be divulged. *loves that underage ass*
<HC> *does a hawt underage stripper dance for LAB* Okay, tell me my postcount, or else I castrate you.
<LÆB> Mmmm…..Fine, fine… 2177.
- Yay! Time for an underaged orgy! *initiates orgy* [2] — HalfCatharsis
- Yay for promiscuous underage sex! *Joins* [3] — Raider Monkey
- Orgies aren’t fun unless they’re illegal! [4] — HalfCatharsis