What Moustache?

What Moustache?

Neil and his Venus razor.

Artist:

Cinema Rocketry

Released:

April 12, 2006

Length:

2:18

Link:

YouTube

Cast:

Neil and Emmy

Neil decides to shave for the first time ever.

Transcript

(Neil is looking at his “moustache” in the mirror.)
(Emmy is staring at Neil.)
Neil: I think i’m gonna shave my moustache.
Emmy: You know, if you do that, it’ll only grow back later.
Neil (nodding): Yeah.
(Neil is looking into the mirror)
(He sprays some Gillete shaving cream into his hand and smears it over his face)
(Then he starts shaving himself with a Venus razor)
(He wipes the shaving cream off with a furry rag)
(Neil enters a room with Emmy standing there, looking out the window)
Neil: Check it out.
(Emmy claps)
(The next morning, Neil climbs out of his bed. He sleeps with a stuffed unicorn.)
(Neil walks out of his room with a huge moustache.)
Neil: Hey! Check out my moustache!
Emmy: What moustache?
(The camera sweeps back to Neil. He doesn’t have a moustache.)
(Neil points at his non-existant moustache.)
Neil: My big black beautiful stallion of a moustache!
Emmy: There is no moustache.
(Neil points at it again.)
(Neil touches it, and it’s there.)
Neil: B-b-but i swear, it’s there.
Emmy: Sorry.
(The moustache is gone again.)
Neil: Oh.

Fun Facts

• The song used in the introduction is Extra Savoir-Faire by They Might Be Giants
• Neil is shaving with a woman’s razor.
• Neil wakes up in Emmy’s bed the next morning.
• Lemonic Possession shows Julie’s unhealthy obsession with this video.