User:Whitehatcrazy

My Real name is Jamie, i’m 18 from New Zealand.

Testimonials

Anya

• Jess lies. I’m the best part of your wiki. Except not. Whee. Welcome back, Jamie. If you leave again I’ll kill you. ^^ <3 You pwn.

d4nce4m01

• The best part of your wiki is me, dont forget it. And don’t take my quotes out of context. Love ya! Bye.

sequin_bee:

• “Everyone loves whitehat”

mattgcn:

• “I disagree with the above statement. It should read ‘No one loves whitehat. Except those creepy men downtown’”
  • Note: mattgcn is one of them - Whitehat

toastnuances

• “Apparently I am a creepy man downtown.”
  • Also, he totally meant “fap”.

E = MC Hammer:

• “Don’t really know whitehat too well, but he gave me a positive testimonial, so he must be awesome!”

Cam

• “Butt sex”

Raider Monkey

• “Whitehat threatened to kill me, so he must be awesome!”

SpecialKRJ

• “I don’t know Whitehat. I know that he faps toast. I saw his picture when he returned, however. He is a sexy beast. This makes me a WikiWhore.”

Memorable Quotes

Fudge Nugglover:

• “Damnit, all my Oreos are gone now…”

Dave12D3:

• “If I say that you are awesome, will you give Fudge back his Oreos? He’s getting a little emo.”
  • “There was a time when he wasn’t emo?” - Whitehat

xlycanthropicx:

d4nce4m01-Jess: Alright, that’s enough bondage music. I’m gonna listen to Shania Twain

XLY:”MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.”

Lint;;:

• “Whitehat is like a hat. A White Hat. He’s.. the colour of snow.. and.. you can wear him on your head. Oh yeah, and he’s also insane.”

Razor Jones

• Dear KKK Bitch, I’ve got but one word, and that’s pretty much all I’ve got… Cracka.

Dude78

• (talking about the chatroom) Wow without whitehat this place was dead

• papaSKROBE kisses whitehat’s toes

The girl rule (we love you):

<Lutra> I see…so you hate me but you don’t know why Fench?

<Fench> Yeah I hate what I don’t know

<Lutra> Thats not a good enough excuse!

<Lutra> Make up something!

<Fench> Lutra are you a girl?

<Lutra> Uh…yes…why do you ask?

<Fench> Okay, then I dont hate you I love you, honey. Let it go.

Funny email address (Fudge’s self PWN):

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  <whitehat> LMFAO
  <whitehat> snakeeater369@comcast.net
  <whitehat> snakeeater
  <whitehat> hahahahaha
  <Hunter> It was a game
  <Hunter> god dmanit
  <snake|eater|Hunter> yeah, a FUN game i bet

Not cool, not cool at all....it is a video game...and you know it - Fudge

Elliott Hird has a confession to make:

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<Senetonai> oh I did fudge

Toastnuances:

• He made his money playing a tiny one for the pleasure of others, and then it killed him.

WTF Carmen???:

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<Anya> There should be a pirate version of Brokeback Mountain…
<Carmen_Sandiego> There is.
<Carmen_Sandiego> Its called Pirates of the Caribbean

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The Invention of the best quote ever

The Best quote has been moved!! Click Here

Dirty Quotes (PG13)

The saucier quotes:

d4nce4m01:

• “I’d rather just… poke my clit or whatnot…”
• “yah, but then i’ll just call you ‘big boy’”
  • “Jess (d4nce4m01) is battery operated” - psyne
• “Muahahhaa, I bought an uber awesome vibrating toy today. ”

LAEB

• “Poke your clit, I say. Poke it for no reason at all, and make sure everyone knows!” - (to d4nce4m01)

Chickypasbro:

• “Why are you calling each other sluts and telling them to suck your clits?”
  • whitehat: “because we’re dirty lesbian whores”

• Natalias penis:
  

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  <Natalia> That’s good. I do have a penis and all.
  <Batman> Natalia can put a cap in yo ass, rabbit
  Natalia’s penis is a lesbian, though.