About this page
Red links are stupid and I hate them. They used to happen when I was mentioned in pages that exist to keep track of things like special titles. Now they don’t.
I’m Rachel. I’m interested in things. My Stonehenge username is a triad of unicode triangles, pronounced “Mountains Beyond Mountains” in an effort to obtain the high score in being pretentious on the internet.
Currently, I am dictator of the vampire game, which I take more seriously than could ever be considered reasonable by sane persons. My regime aspires unabashedly to be at least as nepotistic as Matt’s was. Feel free to give me suggestions; I always welcome new opportunities to say no. Dictatorship wins again!
A Brief History of Races Against Time
- Nicolas Cage’s filmography
- Shit you guys they’re making a National Treasure 3
- The Da Vinci Code
- Fuck, the rest of Dan Brown’s bibliography while we’re at it
- Every episode of House ever made
- That one movie that’s actually called “Race Against Time”
- It’s douchebags all the way down!
Shit what people have said about me
- RACHEL SMELLS LIKE FARTS (x ~100) —Matt