From WikiLemon

Nobody seems to be able to figure out that this is, in fact, a picture of me. Seriously.

I am Tyrante, but you may know me as Chernobog Pasewark, Claybear Pixie, Cash Kirby, or a number of other pseudonyms. In reality I am, in fact, Nathan Goldman, but that’s a well-kept secret.

Well, it was.

Anyway, more about me. I’ve plagued the LD forums ever since joining on February 4th to ask if Lemon Demon t-shirts would ever be created. I rarely let a page on the What song are you listening to right now? thread go by without a few posts from me. I listen to music. A lot.

I like sentence fragments, ending sentences with the word “so”, and sentences that consist entirely of the word “so”. They make me feel witty. So.

Testimonials

Testimonial me. C’mon, you know you wanna.

Tyrante

• “I’m totally the greatest dude ever.”
• “Yeah, I rock.”
• “Like… Okay. I’m willing to admit that there might be someone more rad than I. Somewhere. I’m not willing to admit that this is likely, however.”
• “I’m awesome.”

Kirsten

• Attention! This is a new testimonial! …I’m bored.—SpecialKRJ 23:15, 5 November 2006 (EST)
• Hi. ^_^ <3 You’re my favorite person in the whole wide world. Ahem. Everybody, Nathan is awesome. He is uber-awesome. His music taste is awesome. His taste in friends owns. He is wise beyond his years (and mine. Combined.) and he is extremely talented. He is the greatest person I have ever met. Plus he is uber-Liberal. <333333
• Dear Nathan. You need to give me more music. For the first time in history, Kirsten is not satisfied with only around a hundred songs. Your friend, Kirsten. P.S. ^_^ Hi. You rule. Lots. —SpecialKRJ 22:58, 11 October 2006 (EDT)

madhatte

• “You are very diplomatic, Tyrante. I would like to commend you on that fact.” [1]

psyne

• “I’m too lazy to type my own, so I’ll just say Tyrante has kickass taste and you should all listen to him.” [2] (Regarding my taste in music.)

BeatlesLover

• Tyrante has a band, and lost a spelling bee. I know this, you see, because he said so. For my first few days on the forum, I thought Tyrante was a girl.

Edit: This makes me say LAWLZ.

• “1 question: Do you OWN this thread or something?” [3] (Regarding the What song are you listening to right now? thread.)

Hatham

• “He’s the person with the best taste in music in my oppinion (sic)” [4]

Damn Seduction Stage

• “Well, obviously I’m madly in love with you too. So there.”
• “And you inspired me to write a song about Cat Food, so you MUST be awesome.”

AlexHocking

• One word: ‘Emo’

d4nce4m01

• Hey you, yes you! Stand still laddy!
• Oh and you rock.

Paresthesiology

• Pain is the greatest thing ever accomplished by a member of the human race. That sounds so sketchy, but the people who get it will…get it.
• You are my little adoptive Jewish brother, and you rock.

Bumwuh

• You are a series of tubes. And you “bought” my CD.
• Thanks for the help on /whois LuciferJohnson.

How to Get in Touch With Me

• Email: tyrante@gmail.com
• AIM: Eavesdropper6225
• Telepathy

Stuff Related To Me

• Mr. Fish
• Frying Mozart (With Damn Seduction Stage)