From WikiLemon

See Marketland.

HI I AM PUMPKIN PIE AKA SQUIRT EVERYWHERE ELSE

FACTS

• My birthday is March 16.
• I live in California.
• I am male (despite rumors of the contrary).
• I play the piano.
• I make music.
• I used to play video games. A lot.
• I am batshit insane.
• I am Asian.

Testimonials

• I clicked and am currently testimonializing! You are a pretty cool person. And your avatar freaks me out. -Kallie
• EGO BOOST! - Anya
• Stalker 12-year-old Christopher. :( - Kisara
• HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PI? Yeah, Pumpkin Pie just rawks =D Spitfire
• He’s just this guy, you know? - Marketland
• Someone told me there was pie here. WHERE IS THE PIE?! Jacq
• He likes Pumpkin Pie so he must be awesome! Boshinator
• He is MR. Awesome. Niklasva
• I’m gonna EAT YOU….. That came out wrong didn’t it….

Anyway, you’re cool! Jonovox

• Insert ego boost here. —Bran
• Awesome 13 year old pedo. (: — Kisara
• LONG STORY SHORT, HAVE MY BABIES! —Mattgcn
• ZOMG LEIK WE TLAKED ON MSN :) DoubleFelix
• I don’t know who you are but MY GOD YOU’RE SO AWESOME !… Happy ? :D LunaVorax
• Good Guy! Also, pie is delish! Hooliganism!
• Hmm, interesting coincidence. Anyhow, you have an excellent taste in music. Mary
•  ::Beams:: Stop killing me!! Haha. - Kage
• Food? Oh, THAT Pumpkin Pie… De-LISH ScareCrow
• YOU’RE A NEATO BURRITO! —OtC
• EY YOU, I’M NOT A BIG FAN OF FACTS. Also, hi. ALSO, JOIN THE UPRISING OF THOSE BORN IN 1994 K? k. Anonymous
• I was told to testimonialize, and what can I say? I’m a follower. Pumpkin pie is cool. Giant Zebra