From WikiLemon

A random person who happened to discover the life-saving lemony goodness just as the forums were getting underway. A major proponent of the Get-Large-Amounts-Of-Forum-Posts-By-Bordering-On-Spam movement, he disappeared shortly after the post counts were eliminated and he attained the highest ranking on the forums, although these were unrelated. Has had a recent renaissance, mostly consisting of him talking about himself in the third person. Other than that, he is not special in any way. At all.

He likes to write classical-style music and refuses to post it online for anybody else to listen.

However, in the meantime, he figures that he might make himself useful for Neil [1] and make some reviews.

Dinosaurchestra review

Chords

The current list of songs I have declared I will chord, probably in this order.

• I have no requests. Change that on my talk page or on Tabs and Chords in the forum. =D
• I have now expanded to Deporitaz-era songs. BRING ME YOUR REQUESTS.

Two songs left on the Lemon Demon-era albums: Mothers All Over the World, Musical Chairs (alternate)

List of songs I will not chord on LD albums:

• What’s in the Toaster? - No chords
• March of the Living Figments - No chords
• Subtle Oddities (cheesy synth mix) - Same chords as original version.

Current number of songs chorded: 126

Current number of songs chorded BY ME: 123

DISCLAIMER OF SORTS: As of right now, I do not claim any of the songs to be accurate. Once I finish the LD-era songs, I will go and brush up gray areas and stuff.

I have started doublechecking chord pages. You can find a list of “ph3r-certified” chords pages here.

Ph3r’s Music

Watch this space.

• The page

Testimonials

ph3r: I’m somewhat schizophrenic.

Bran: You’re somewhat awesome, and when I say “somewhat”, I mean “really”.

Juttman: You are almost as good as god.

Particleman: Ph3r is the coolest postwhore I know. And really knows his music.

BeatlesLover: You are crazy, CRAZY SAYS I!

LÆB: Ph3r is the ch0rd mast3r.

Ryder: Ph3r is PHURRY, maybe that’s why RatchetSly likes you.

• RatchetSly: *ahem* Ryder, I may hurt you…
• Feyn: Hey, I’m offended at not being mentioned. :P
  • DS01:What, you DON’T? Why the hell not?!

Athomus: We have nothing to ph3r but ph3r itself.

VirtualSting: What Particleman said! :-D

TKettle: Hi, Ph3r. You’re so good at what you do, it’s creeepy. :-|

Arai_lyra: Dood, guys, he, like, REALLY does post, like, ten seconds after you do… @_@;; It’s amazing. Go PH3R!

Feyn: Asians can fly!

Kirsten You’re so sweet. *Hug!* And cool and stuff.

bowser724: You gave me $5! And you make awexome music yourself.

Jacq: Young padawan, your training is nearing completion. You will now DRIVE the van! =D

darksarcasm01: Smarties taste the rainbow; Puff the Magic Dragon. I’m winning! =)

I eat Bubbles: You are a 23 year old male from Mexico. You are also fun to talk to on the phone. :-)

Spitfire:TUSDOUS/”Numa Numa” remix is musical winsauce.

Em: Hottest asian on earth. Win.

Pumpkin Pie: Asian. Awesome.

nan: Matt is nice and he makes awesome music and Q!!!

Bubbs: When the flip is your CD going to be released?!