Eat cookies. Eat cookies, I say! Come on. I mean Jesus, if there are cookies in front of you and no one minds if you have a few, take one already. What do you think will happen? Like the person serving the cookies is going to come into the room and go:
“MY COOKIES!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!”
and proceed to shoot you several times in the chest.
What are you thinking?
Take a damn cookie.