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Contents 1 ME? 2 HEY YOU 3 FORUM FORMERS 4 TEN FACTS 5 TESTIMINDYONIALS

ME?

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HEY YOU

YEAH, YOU. Hey, babe. I saw you across the room, lookin’ at me. Yeah, don’t pretend that that eye contact wasn’t happenin’. Look here, sweat checks, I want to make it perfectly clear that this fling that we’ve about to have… It won’t mean anything to me. I’m a poor black swinger that gets his money working streets like these. You think you can change me?! YOU THINK I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY? Well, see here, bitch, I was. No amount of money can turn my ways around. No amount of money can make me live anywhere else but where I belong: The streets. Twenty dollars. Too much? Deal with it. I need to feed a family of seven, okay? It’s not like I’m made of super powers. I can’t just quit my job as a bawdy house tart and make money appear out of no where. I can’t get a job anywhere else. Fast food restaurants complain about my herpes (Whatever.) and I can’t get a job as a custodian because apparently they frown upon fishnets. It’s a tough life, alright? You don’t know me. You don’t know my life. You don’t even know my name. Look, I’ll make a deal with you, Wikilemonwhatsit user, if you give me five dollars, I’ll be your friend without any benefits. Don’t freak out, I don’t bite. That costs extra.

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FORUM FORMERS

• Became a member of the illemonati on March 11, 2007 on the Stonehenge. Epic avatar use:
• Former AUDIBLE Radio DJ! (DJ Myndi - Classic rock and occasional geekery. Diiiig it.)
• Started the “LET’S INCEST” thread. Chances are, I am married to YOU, forum user!
• Reached Antidisestablishmentarianism on July 27, 2007.
• First custom title: “Bannned”.
• First to post in “Get your forum titles!” thread, giving Neil his title “ONCE UPON A TIME” and earning her own title “STRAP ‘EM DOWN, SCOTTY”. (By Nikkay!)
• Started the awesome phrases:
  • STRAP EM DOWN SCOTTY
  • That made me laugh way harder than it was supposed to
  • JESUS NIKKI THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE ISSUE :(
• LVOE AND MRRIAGE LVOE AND MRRIAGE
• Made unintentional first post on Stoke’s 600th page.
• Has had unfortunate run-ins with NyQuil. You remember.

And I don’t forum my ass off anymore, but you can catch me around Skype (mindylolz), MSN (mindy.lynn@hotmail.com), and AIM (mindyPWNS). I love the forum, though! Contact me there, too! It’ll make me piss joy! (SN: Mindy! ^_^, pigrapes)

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TEN FACTS

1. SHE HAS A MYSPACE BECAUSE OF PEER PRESSURE AND ALSO CULTS

2. SHE KNOWS PI TO OVER 60 PLACES

3. SHE IS SIXTEEN

4. SHE ACTS IN PLAYS, YOU KNOW, LIKE A LTHESPBIAN OR WHATEVER

6. SHE PRANK CALLS ON SKYPES AND WILL TAKE PRANK REQUESTS AS LONG AS YOU’RE NOT A DICK

7. SHE LOVES TIMMY A LOT OKAY?!

8. SHE IS A NEGLIGENT FATHER AND ALSO SHE LOVES STEVE MARTIN!?!?!1/1/1

9. SHE IS VERY COMPETITIVE AND WILL TRY HER VERY HARDEST TO KICK YOUR ASS AT TETRIS AND IF SHE CAN’T KISS THAT FRIENDSHIP GOODBYE I MEAN DAMN JUST LOOK AT HER SEX LIFE WITH MR. MATT RUBUTTSO WAIT WHAT’S THAT YOU DON’T SEE ONE WELL THEN SEE I TOLD YOU SO D-HOLE

10. MINDY HAS REGULAR BATHS WITH JUSTIN, KALLIE, ABBEY, NIKKI, BRANULAR, TIMMY AND JILLIAN’S GRANDPARENTS.

TESTIMINDYONIALS

• <3333333333333333333333333 ~ Kisara 10:07, 27 December 2007 (EST)
• AND MERI STEALS THE TOP OF THE TESTIMONIALS. Mindy dear, I luff you with all my heart! You am so speshal. :3 - Meri
• Is a stupid noodleshoebrain because she has more testemonials than me. - Hooliganism!
• Myndi is sweet and awesome and wonderful, has a pretty voice, and her taste in music is enough to make anyone +1 all over themselves… yes, even a girl. -Smythe
• If being awesome and crazy together is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Yay, friendship! -Mary
• Hi Mindy! You’re rocking fluffy rainbow! Yayyyy. -SDL
• ^_^ How-de-doo-dee!- The_AustrlAsian
• Hmm… hello there. You seem awesome. Yay, you! —Amanda132
• You seem to like Star Wars, I hadn’t realised who you were after your change of avatar. Then I realised how awesome you are. Yay for Awesome Mindy ^_^ - VeganSoldier
• HELLO. You’re cool. Keep up the awesome! - MrKsoft
• Mindy is amazing. She has a great sense of humor, is weird and random (In a good way), and really nice. YÆY Mindy! -TMM P.S. I only know pi to 32 places. I need practice.
• Hai! I am teh <3 u and ur husband also. He’s a great read. I was up all night in bed with him! Also you are kyoot. <3z! —SpecialKRJ 04:41, 23 July 2007 (EDT)
• Hai mindy am luv yuo —Mattgcn ^{04:57, 23 July 2007 (EDT)}
• Mindy’s so radmazingtasticful that I’m testimonializeing her again! Also you’re my week-long girlfriend! *Snuggles* -TickleMeMagenta
• Too. Much. Awesome. Musics. =( It baffles me how awesome you can be =O - Kage
• ZOMG I LOVE YOU TOO MINDY! I WANNA SECKS YOU TOO! LET’S GO! -DSS
• I love your show, man. — Niklasva|Talk|Designs
• I LOVE MINDY MORE THAN CAPS LOCK, ICE CREAM, AND RUN ON SENTENCES PUT TOGETHER. Which is a lot. Because Mindy is radical like surfing after school in 1986. -Gryffindork!!
• There are many ways to say how awesomely cool you are, but I can only think of one at the moment: MINDY IS SEX. ‘Nuff said. —Zapetroid
• MINDY MAKE MY LOVE CHILD PLEASE. —CrazyFanGirl
• MINDY IS THE BEST DAUGHTER/WIFE EVER AND WHEN SHE COMES TO ARIZONA WE NEED TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER OKAY? —Your bio-dad
• YOU’RE AN AWESOME AND FIVE! And you have a face too! — Talkie Toaster
• LET´S BURN SOME RAP CDS, AND THEN MAKE FERTILIZER OF IT TO PLANT A WONDERFUL GARDEN. YAS. Horsty
• Mindy is so superridiculousawesomeamazingexcellentprettysmarttalentedtastic - Jutt
• HEY HEY HEY MARRY ME K? - Kisara
• Mindy is so awesome, she has surpassed awesome and reached the previously unattained level of awesome known only as fantasmogrificness - Mr.Chaos
• Okay, I think I have it. Mindy, you are amazing, and I hope that I can help you realize this more. I’m glad that you come to me for advice whenever you need help, and I’m glad that I can provide the help you need. I’m glad that I’m able to help you. I started off thinking you were the greatest because you are crazy and random and awesome, and… okay, that’s still a major reason that I think you’re the greatest, but actually talking to you a lot makes me know you’re great for other reasons, as well. And someday, I’m sure if you set your mind on it, you WILL become the Goddamn Batman! - Magic Cheese Man
• You be a Jedi? HUZZAH! - Wartys Neryon
• MINDY I LOVE YOU AND YES WE ARE GOING TO NAME OUR DAUGHTER AND OR SON MINDY BECAUSE THEN THEY WILL BE AWESOME. THAT IS ALL. ILYLETSECKS. KBAI.-DSS
• The rampant polygamy just adds to the awesomeness. - Nihilist Cows
• Mindy is clearly the greatest DJ on AUDIBLE. - Mr.Chaos
• You can see from how high up I am on this list that I predicted your awesomeness. Woot! Also, I miss youuuuuu! —Amanda132
• HOSHIT how come I’ve never testimonialed you before? YOU ARE THE MOST AWESOME PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE. YOU’RE EVEN MORE AWESOME THAN THIS PICTURE: And you are hawt and all that shiz. Yay! —LOL.
• DEAR MINDY I LUV U WILL U PLEEZ HAVE MY BABBIES —Jim Halpert
• Mindy is the best person on Earth. And on Mars. Red Alien
• Let’s go WILD! <3.—Evil muffins
• I lvoe me some Mindy! ^_^ —Juttman
• A Mindy a day makes everybody smile and think happy thoughts of kittens dancing and pineapples singing. —ChaosInferno
• Holy wow, I’m one of your heroes. :O —Ralie
• Mindy~ you’re really fun to talk to on Skype :D and really funny and cool and awesome. <3 Lorna
• Oh crud I haven’t testimonialized you yet??! Well anyway, Mindy is everyone’s favourite everything <333 THERE, I SAID IT —LÆB
• I deserve a second testimindyonial because I wrote the last one like right after we first met. YOU ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU INFINITELY. <3 People, if you don’t know Mindy, get knowing her, IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT because she is amazing!! - MrKsoft
• Mindy’s pretty cool. Not as cool as I am yet, but she’s on her way. BROFIST. - 20:59, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
• Mindy deserves a second testimonial from me! —Wartys Neryon
• You’re grounded. -Mom