User:LÆB/Captain Miscellaneous
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Until I’m good at music, Captain Miscellaneous is the name under which I’ll be releasing random little bits of musical (or pseudo-musical) experimentation I do.
Although CM has some original recorded works I’m pretty happy with, it will never have a commercial album. Everything I make as CM will be posted for free download. Eventually, when I’m better at music, I’ll come up with a different musical identity and possibly release albums thereunder.
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Masterpieces
The Ultimate ******** of Ultimate ********
Inspired by the topic Does Lemon Demon Sware??? and by Lemon Demon works like The Song of the Count and Censored Smurfs, I took The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny and bleeped out various words to make it sound as dirty as possible. (MP3)
Claim to fame: It later partly inspired SaintSmythe’s “Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality”!
Rude Boy
A cover of a song of the same name by the late Rawk Band. Unfortunately, the first phoneme in this recording was destroyed in a studio disaster, and has never been recovered. (MP3)
Word Masturbatiation
I took the vocal track of Word Disassociation and removed everything but breathing and moanish noises. Sorry Neil. (MP3)
Cam animated it. Do not watch it under any circumstances. You’ll be sorry. Almost as sorry as I am for unleashing this horror upon the world.
Critical Acclaim
- “OH MY GOD LAEB THAT IS HORRIFYING.” — Faerykore
- “DEAR FREAKING GOD.” — BeatlesLover
- “What the hell. O_____O” — blindfolding
- “Oh god. Kill me. Please. LÆB, you’re…insane. Ew. Ew. Ew.” — Anya
- “Wow … just … wow …” — E = MC Hammer
- “*breaks down sobbing uncontrollably*” — blindfolding
- “This absolutely disgusts me. For crying out loud, LAEB.” — particleman
- “LÆB, answer me one thing: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?” — Anya
- “OH MY GOD THAT WAS HORRIBLE.” — weirdojace
- “LAB, your ‘song’ broke *MY* mind.” — Andrew Kepple
- “You sick twisted little bastard.” — RatchetSly
- “…Am I the only person turned on here?” — HalfCatharsis
- “No, I was definitely turned on by that too. Ahhhh, I must listen to it again!” — -stefh
- “Make it three. If the squirt at the end wasn’t so weird, it’d be hawt.” — SpecialKRJ
- “I laughed so fucking hard at this. It was so funny. I’m serious. Good job, LAEB.” — Pumpkin Pie
- “That’s not right. Wow. I just… I… O_O” — MonkeyNamedEric
- “All I can say is: +1” — Jason Cooper
- “Much like the Ultimate Orgy, its horrible but I can’t stop listening. Hopefully NSFW doesn’t animate this one?” — Mattgcn
- “Is it wrong to find that incredibly amusing? <_< >_>” — Fragsta
- “I’m afraid to go to sleep now.” — CallboxSt.
Insult to Aaron (Cover)
I participated in BLT’s Insult to Aaron cover contest. I like how it came out. (MP3)
Insult to Andrew
Then I made a META-PARODY! Yes, I parodied Insult to Aaron itself, and made it about Andrew Kepple. Ta-da! (MP3)
Kittens With Lasers
My first original, lyrical work as Captain Miscellaneous. For the weekly song contest I started. (MP3, M4A, Instrumental MP3, Instrumental M4A)
Ebaum’s Fuck Fuck Fuck
An improvised parody of Ebaum’s World Dot Com, to satirize the proliferation of sites sprouting up to attack each other in the Ebaum’s World war, and the progressive degeneration of maturity and reason every time a new site attacks an existing site by duplicating its title and adding “Sucks” to the end. As I said on the forum, “This’ll be the theme song of ‘Ebaum’s World Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks Sucks’, which is the point at which everyone will have forgetten which side they’re even on and just start screaming incoherent insults at the other side.” Parental advisory! Explicit nonsense! (MP3, M4A)
The Hawley-Smoot Tariff
My entry to the third installment of the weekly song contest. (MP3, M4A, Lyrics)
Schizophrenic Puppet Pals
A crossover parody of A Schizophrenic Twist and Potter Puppet Pals. Bonus: My first released song recorded with my shiny new condenser mic! It shows. Now you can hear all the sonic nuances of my bad singing. (MP3, M4A, Lyrics)