Hello, I’m Jonovox.
I have been a member of the forums for over a year now, and am somewhat well known among the Illemonati. I indirectly inspired The Ultimate *rg* Of H*m*s*x**l*t* out of sheer n00byness.
I play piano, guitar, harmonica, precussion, and can sorta sing.
- “My dear sir, it is YOU who wins at life.”
- “You’re way better than an icepick lobotomy!”
- “…(Jonovox)still turned out pretty rad. =)”
- “Jonovox was awesome twice in one night!”
- “You’re a ruler of a huge army of zombie smileys. What’s not awesome about that?”
- “GOATSE, PORN and ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE YOU BARF. And you’re pretty cool. I think.”
- “Oh hey. You’re cool. And you randomly remembered me.”
- “I am here to recognize your existance and say I approve. Good job.”
- “You gave me a really cool award. Therefore, you are automatically cooler than me.”
- “I envy you. Please teach me the way of the cool people!”
- “You signed my testimonials! Twice! That makes you twice as awesome as everybody else who signed.”
- “HAY REMEMBER ME? I CHANGED URETHRA LIEF LOLOL. Just kidding. You’re cool though. You win a free hug.”