I am ElliottHird v2! New and improved! Yes. And my user page looks like the text editor I use! Yay!

Metric Fuckton of Testimonials

• RatchetSly: ALL HAIL THE GENIUS!
• Awkward: *Worships*.
• HalfCatharsis: Ten? You’re pretty mature for a ten-year-old. My sister is ten and I don’t think she’d ever sound like you…
• Blindfolding: Wait- why did I get the feeling you were a twenty year old who ran a fruit stall? My brain’s messed up.
• LÆB: Smartest ten-year-old I know. You’re also very good at wikiing.
  • I didn’t know “wiki” was a verb. RatchetSly
• bowser724: He is the best at making topics that are too intellectual to go anywhere.
  • Elliott will succeed with Rawk Band. So help me.
• whitehatcrazy: Thanks for uploading my file Elliott!! You’re Elliottgasmic!! *worships the ten year old with the brain of a 25 year old*
• grafix: All those mad skills at ten! And I thought I was special :(
• musical_spoon: Your special title says it all: Little Genius.
• Natalia: Thanks again for helping with the Torrent. The world needs more little geniuses like you.
• Mattgcn: Your editing is sexy! I’d say you are sexy, but you’re 10 and that would be creepy! Ah, hell. You are sexy!
  • Congratulations. You’re our second pædophile! — Æther Bunny / Talk? (Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:55:53 -0500)
  • I’m under 18 though, how is that pædophilia! —Mattgcn 15:53, 31 March 2006 (EST)
• Raider Monkey: You are definitely the smartest (and coolest) ten year old I know.
• Pumpkin Pie: Only two years younger than me. I applaud you for your brilliance.
• Dave12D3: Elliott will grow up to be like LÆB, I’m sure of it.
• BeatlesLover: the smartest 10 year old ever. period. BeatlesLover / visit NOW! 19:46, 31 March 2006 (EST)
  • Did I forget to mention how cool Elliott is? Oh, yeah. I did. Well…. here’s another mention anyway. BeatlesLover / visit NOW! 18:33, 10 May 2006 (EDT)
• Bluke4x4: You are better than me.
• RabidToaster: Pure awesomeness.
• d4nce4m01: Elliott’s cheating at the pagecount.
  • No I’m not. Inf. Loop 07:26, 25 April 2006 (EDT)
  • you said postcount before. Pagecount? yes :P Inf. Loop 08:17, 25 April 2006 (EDT)
  • Yes I realized that after trying to close my eyes and sleep. —d4nce4m01 13:44, 25 April 2006 (EDT)
• Paresthesiology: Ellioot. It goes like this. Elliott > Everyone under the age of 13 (excepting my brother. You guys would pwn together.) WIZARDS! ATTAAACK!
• Rasputin42x69: If ever I had a little brother or a nephew, I’d want him to be just like Elli-kun. :D