User:E = MC Hammer

You already f*cking know me. Why do you need to know more? Well anyway, I’m E = MC Hammer aka Albert Einstein Genie Pants Man. (thank you very much BeatlesLover) I’m one of the resident grammar police of the forum, and people tell me I’m funny. People tend to like me, unless of course they’re idiots who can’t type, in which case, I glue his/her face to an English textbook and they forever hate me.

My new nickname is Mr. Grumpypants or Albert Einstein Grumpy Pants Man because BL is a son of a bitch. Stone him.

My apologies; it’s Mr. Grumpypænts.

Testimonials

• “My favorite peoples on this forum would have to be (In no particular order) D4nce, HalfCatharsis, LAeB, AEGPM, BeatlesLover, and SpareKey (Who hasn’t been on the forum lately, but I stll talk to through AIM).” —EDB [1]

• “AEGPM IS THE BEST!” - d4nce4mo1 [2]

• “AEGPM isn’t annoying…” - HalfCatharsis [3]

• “i hope you die one day E = MC Hammer” - Bravotravo [4]

• “Most annoying: E = MC Hammer” - houhu12

• “Funniest Member: Yeesh, you’re all pretty funny… i’m going to go with AEGPM” - d4nce4mo1

• “Face it, AEGPM. You’re a funny person.” - xlycanthropicx

• “AEGPM was, I believe, the first person to hold a conversation with me on the forum.” - BeatlesLover

• “The username ‘E = MC Hammer’ is quite possibly the best ever. Though I was disappointed, because prior to his registration, I had thought I had made up that pun. Damn.” —LÆB

• “E = MC Hammer is Albert Einstein reincarnated to embody perfection, in an age of dying intellectuals. Plus, he likes string cheese which automatically makes him one of the cool kids. Damn his perfection.” - whitehatcrazy

• “Since my friend Billy left, it appears you must take his place. This means you are a 13 year old Amish kid who ran away to New York to escape his beliefs and marry a hooker. You still rape cows every now and then. You are one lucky man.” - Fudge Nugglover

• “AEGPM can have my babies anytime.” - d4nce4m01

• “Keep on trucking AEGPM, You’re my hero.” - AlexHocking

• “He was counting down to Pi Day, thus making him the coolest and sexiest human on the earth. Other than me.” - Mattgcn

• “E=MC Hammer is just like Albert Einstein, but without the math, and more humor. And less claiming that light can be described not only as a wave with no kinetic energy, but also as massless discrete packets of energy called quanta with measurable kinetic energy. But besides that, he’s just the same!” - musical_spoon

• “Oh, that guy? AEGPM? What does that stand for again? Oh yeah. Sexy pants man, almost as much so as Ackerson.” - bowser724

• “You rawk.” - Tyrante

• “Stop! can’t touch the theory of relativity!” - E-Nep

• “He owns.” -Bran

• “AEGPM is the awesome.” - RabidToaster

• “You are amazing at fighting the forces of improper grammar and poor spelling. Therefore, you are awesome.” - Anya

• “ÆGPM! Apply directly to the forehead!” -Ph3r

• “Tell me how you are vampire three games in a row!” *smiles* - Wartys Neryon
  • And on second note, he is a good Vampire host and an overall awesome guy! - Wartys Neryon

• “You is good. Very good. You have my full respect!” - ElHorsto

• “ÆGPM is simply awesome, intelligent, awesome, funny, awesome and awesome. OK, there aren’t enough words to describe the level of awesomeness that he has achieved.” Talkie Toaster 07:42, 13 June 2007 (EDT)

• “How did you get so awesome? I want to know. Is it some kind of serum? Can I have your awesome serum?” —Magic Cheese Man 03:35, 4 July 2007 (EDT)