User:Dave12D3
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David “12D3” Sutter started out as what would be known as a “n00b”. Being banned from the KISSOnline forums repeatedly. He joined the Gorillaz forum, which luckily was un-moderated, when he got his copy of G-Sides. He had liked the band for a while, but never bothered to join until he got G-Sides. Well, anyway, track 8 on G-Sides is “12D3”. “Dave12D3”, later shortened to “DD3” by the people of the Gorillaz board continued to be a “n00b”, to most peoples disgust. And then it happened. After he was ridiculed off of the Gorillaz message board, he was abducted by aliens who wanted to study “n00bs” and how they functioned. A brain probe caused him to become a super-genius. Well, for a “n00b”, anyway. He was smart enough to create a plan to flee the spaceship via the escape pods. This plan worked, but “Dave12D3” did not know how to fly a spacecraft, so he landed on the moon. He now lives inside the escape pod (which is usually referred to as “Dave12D3 Moonbase”), using the ships computer for creating websites and music, and being a fully-functional forum member.
Testimonials
- Dave12D3 is a crazy techno musician.
- I’m your only fan, I’m not your only fan, but I’m a little glowing fan, but really I’m not actually your fan, but I am.
- Dave is 12 dimensional.
- Dave12D3 has a name that’s fun to say out loud if you apply improper inflation. Dave-twelvdy-three. Hee…
- Dave12D3 Lives on the FREAKIN’ MOON. What could be more kick-ass?
- Dave is a liberal Kentuckian! Go him!
- I’m hooked on ebonics, yo.
Testiclemonials
Note: Reserved only for Whitehatcrazy and Fudge Nugglover.
- “Dave moonlights as a french crossdresser named Harriet on Tuesdays, and has found that the red lipstick makes him feel pretty.”
- “You got me into CHAT…..asshole…..boo-hiss”
Awards
You get the breakfast award for being super-obsessed with YouTube Poop. 