Cheese power!

Name : Riley Cornett

Nationality : Canadian

E-Persona : Robotic

Height : 5’9

Weight : Too much

Body type : Phat

Nature : Naive

Alignment : Chaotic Good

Class : Wizard

Attack: 1d8

Defense: 0.37

Hi, I’m cyber95, but you can call me Riley, or Cyber. That’s short for cyberspace, before you fake disgust. I am an occasionally random guy who was in a fatal manhole accident one day and had his brain transplanted to a wireless signal to a robotic body. But not just any kind of robot, no, I mean the Megaman kind of robot. Totally lifelike, doesn’t need batteries, can function anywhere, if it dies a new one beams in, y’know, like that. I would love for everybody here to get to know me, because you guys are all totally awesome, and believe I would fit in perfectly.

I draw a comic, which is currently in it’s (very) early stages, called Quest World. I try to update Fridays, but when I procrastinate (always) it might end up late.

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Testimonials

This guy is totally awesome, I mean, seriously. Good grammar, and likes They Might Be Giants! What’s not to like? -totally NOT cyber95

• You have magical cheese powers therefore you win. - Boshinator
• New users like you are one of many good reasons to have the forums. Bravo on being awesome - Mattgcn
• I agree with everything that Matt said. — Bubbs
• You are one of the few newbies that is actually cool! Go Cyber!!! — Jonovox
• You are S-E-X-X-X-X-X-Y!!!! — Jonovox
• Pi! Er..I mean…hi! ZOMG. — Mindy
• Quit being so rad or I’ll have to hand in my resignation. Thanks for the LULZ. Jacq
• You are the awesome. Talkie Toaster
• You just rolled a six…oh…that means you win at life! —Zapetroid
• You’re one of my favorite forumers! I have a lot but but that’s okay because it means you’re extra special! :D Plus you’re tall. Damn thee. DSS
• Cyber’s a really active forumer, and he’s increidbly witty, and he’s got CHEESE POWERS for Roddy McDowall’s sake!!!Cwelf
• Cyber is very awesome. Also, he has a similar avatar to mine, so I get a bit confused every time I see it before I realize that it’s him and not me. But still, he’s cool. —Amanda132
• Cyber’s awesomeness surpasses mine. I remember that one time he described me several times in a row (in the describe-above-you game). That was funny. - Roonil Wazlib
• Changing this one cause it was too silly! Okay. Riley. You are probably one of the only illemonati that can totally cheer me up when I’m at my worst. I dunno if it’s the whole marriage thing or what. :P THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO DERREN BROWN. I BELIEVE. I BELIEVE! <3 — Mindy

Questions

• Q: HAY why you take my question thing without asking any of your own? =( - Jacq
  • A: Because I have no short term memory to speak of, and still suffer from a minor case of Attention- There’s a Loonie on the ground here! Sweet! …also, I didn’t take it from you. I put the Questions portion in before I even saw your userpage.
• Q: Why are you so awesome??? - Jonovox
  • A: It probably has something to do with my mystical cheese powers, or possibly just my interests. Most likely the former.
• Q: So… how could I get an award from you anyway? - Wartys Neryon
  • A: Congratulations, check your talk page!
• Q: Can me also have an award? PLEASE? - dEADLY eFFFING fISH
  • A: Hey, why does everybody else want awards from me? I want awards too!

Awards

I’ve got three so far. Award more on the forums and I’ll make funky trophies for them!