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(Scenes from Neil’s room. Neil isn’t there.)
(Neil is outside. He turns on a lamp)
Neil: Uhmm… Hi there. Uhmm… I’m Neil. Uhmm… I guess I got sort of kicked out of my house, so I’m gonna be, you know, sleeping out in the wilderness tonight… It’s gonna be like camping. Uhmm… Yeah, so i got… I got a sleeping bag. Yeahh, you see it. Uh, but… Also so I don’t get bored I got a DVD (Neil shows the Harry Potter DVD) . Uhmm… I’ll figure out where to watch that later. And so I don’t get hungry I got Hello Kitty fruitsnacks, and I already had a couple, uh, should last through the whole night though. Uhmm, And also, so i don’t get lonely, i brought my friend, what’s your name?
(Neil pulls a string on the back of the doll)
Pee Wee Herman doll: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
(Neil pulls again)
Pee Wee Herman doll: Hello! I’m Pee Wee Herman!
Neil: His name is Pee Wee Herman… Uhmm… Yeah.
(Neil pulls the string again)
Pee Wee: Hey! What’s that? Made you look!
Neil: Oh, god damn you.
(Neil puts down the doll)
Neil: Uhmm… Yeah, so I’m gonna go to sleep now… Uh, so you know, follow me.
(Neil lies down in the sleeping bag)
Neil: Uh, goodnight. I said goodnight, Pee Wee.
Pee Wee: Hey! What’s that?
Neil: Shut up…
Pee Wee: I love you.
Neil: I love you too. Good night.
(Neil is snoring)
(Music starts playing and Neil with a couple of others dance in the moonlight)