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No Place Like Home trailer
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No Place Like Home trailer
- Artist:
- Rojhelio Studios
- Released:
- September 3, 2007
- Length:
- 1:11
- Link:
- YouTube
- Cast:
- Neil, Ryan Murphy, Patrick Ryan, Kevin James, J.L. Carrozza
A trailer for the 36-minute Oz-a-licious feature, No Place Like Home.
Transcript
(Tom leans on a lightpost.)
Caption: Rojhelio Studios presents…
Jake (off-screen): Where you from?
Tom (off-screen): You know, from around. Usually on the move these days.
(A bar.)
Jake: The name’s Jake.
Tom: Tom.
(They shake hands.)
Jake: Bring my friend here a bottle of your finest whiskey!
(Tom and Jake both drink. Tom closes his eyes for a moment, then opens them to see that the bar is now empty. He gets up to look around, then notices a pair of red shoes on the floor.)
Tom: What the hell?
(He picks up the shoes and laces them up.)
(Tom emerges from some trees.)
Tom: Where do I go now?
Scarecrow: Try that-a way.
(The Scarecrow rubs his chest.)
Tom: Whoa…
(Tom being confronted by munchkins.)
(The Scarecrow, the Robot, and Tom walking through a forest.)
Robot: I’m looking for a heart.
Scarecrow: Aw…
(The Robot and Tom in front of a building.)
Tom: So you know how to get to the Wizard?
Robot: Abso-tively posi-lutely!
(A demon uses After Effects.)
(The Witch walks forwards menacingly.)
(The Robot is struck by lightning.)
(The Lion draws a sword and blocks an attack.)
(Tom runs through a field.)
(The Witch dances with his minions.)
Tom: But how do you guys even know he’s real?
(The Witch laughs.)
Tom: How do I know you guys are real?
(The Robot hands Tom a keyboard.)
(The Wizard talking in his tower.)
Wizard: The great wizard of the marvelous land of Oz!
Tom: Oz blows! Get me out of here!
(Tom, the Scarecrow, the Robot, and the Lion walk through a forest.)
Caption: No Place Like Home
Caption: Coming Soon
Caption: Rojhelio Studios presents…
Jake (off-screen): Where you from?
Tom (off-screen): You know, from around. Usually on the move these days.
(A bar.)
Jake: The name’s Jake.
Tom: Tom.
(They shake hands.)
Jake: Bring my friend here a bottle of your finest whiskey!
(Tom and Jake both drink. Tom closes his eyes for a moment, then opens them to see that the bar is now empty. He gets up to look around, then notices a pair of red shoes on the floor.)
Tom: What the hell?
(He picks up the shoes and laces them up.)
(Tom emerges from some trees.)
Tom: Where do I go now?
Scarecrow: Try that-a way.
(The Scarecrow rubs his chest.)
Tom: Whoa…
(Tom being confronted by munchkins.)
(The Scarecrow, the Robot, and Tom walking through a forest.)
Robot: I’m looking for a heart.
Scarecrow: Aw…
(The Robot and Tom in front of a building.)
Tom: So you know how to get to the Wizard?
Robot: Abso-tively posi-lutely!
(A demon uses After Effects.)
(The Witch walks forwards menacingly.)
(The Robot is struck by lightning.)
(The Lion draws a sword and blocks an attack.)
(Tom runs through a field.)
(The Witch dances with his minions.)
Tom: But how do you guys even know he’s real?
(The Witch laughs.)
Tom: How do I know you guys are real?
(The Robot hands Tom a keyboard.)
(The Wizard talking in his tower.)
Wizard: The great wizard of the marvelous land of Oz!
Tom: Oz blows! Get me out of here!
(Tom, the Scarecrow, the Robot, and the Lion walk through a forest.)
Caption: No Place Like Home
Caption: Coming Soon
Fun facts
- Oz does not in fact blow, it is weet.
- This is a trailer, so the transcript makes very little sense.
