Merry Christmas, Alora
Well I would like to say Merry Christmas to Alora
And if you were Jewish I could rhyme that with menorah
I thought of some presents
Like five Jackie Chan dolls
A brand new computer
Or Fabio’s manballs
But I’m a cheap bastard, so I made you a song
With a Flash animation of Mario in a thong
Your birthday is soon, but too close to Christmas
So you won’t get anything! (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
I know you’ll have a very Merry Christmas, yes I do
‘Cause Santa says he has a very special gift for you!
(Ho ho ho!)
- The “Ho ho ho!” clip at the end was also used in the song/animation WTF.
- The movie contains a secret scene at the end, which can be viewed by right-clicking on the movie at the “Play again?” screen and manually choosing Play.