Knock Knock!

Knock Knock!

Who could that be at this time?

Artist:

Neil Cicierega Presents

Released:

May 22nd, 2009

Length:

1:45

Link:

Hollywood East TV
YouTube

Cast:

Neil Cicierega, Kevin James and Ryan Murphy

Crew:

The cast

Transcript

KEVIN: Knock knock.
NEIL: Who’s there?
KEVIN: Banana.
NEIL: Banana who?
KEVIN: Knock knock.
NEIL: Who’s there?
KEVIN: Banana.
NEIL: Banana who?
KEVIN: Knock knock.
NEIL: Who’s there?
KEVIN: Orange.
NEIL: Orange who?
KEVIN: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
NEIL: Yes. Knock knock.
RYAN: Who’s there?
NEIL: Wanda.
RYAN: Wanda who?
NEIL: (shrugging) Wanda where I put my car keys.
RYAN: Hey Neil…
NEIL: Yeah?
RYAN: Knock knock.
NEIL: Who’s there?
RYAN: Phillip.
Neil: Phillip who?
RYAN: Phillip the gas tank, I’m running low.
NEIL: Very well then. Hey Kevin…
KEVIN: Yeah?
NEIL: Knock knock.
KEVIN: Who’s there?
NEIL: Ida.
KEVIN: Ida who?
NEIL: (shrugging) I dunno.
KEVIN: Got it. Hey Ryan…
RYAN: Yeah?
KEVIN: Knock knock.
RYAN: Who’s there?
KEVIN: Thatcher.
RYAN: Thatcher who?
KEVIN: Thatcher was a funny joke you told.
RYAN: Thank you, Kevin. Hey Kevin…
KEVIN: Yeah?
RYAN: Knock knock.
KEVIN: Who’s there?
RYAN: Conrad.
KEVIN: Conrad who?
RYAN: Conradulations, you win.
KEVIN: Wow. Hey Neil…
NEIL: Yes?
KEVIN: Knock knock.
NEIL: Who’s there?
KEVIN: Hammond.
NEIL: Hammond who?
KEVIN: (raising a finger) Ham and cheese on white, please.
NEIL: (handing Kevin a sandwich) Here you go. Hey Ryan…
RYAN: What?
NEIL: Knock knock.
RYAN: Who’s there?
NEIL: Sombrero.
RYAN: Sombrero who?
NEIL: Sombrerover the rainbow.
RYAN: That’s a good one. Knock knock.
NEIL: Who’s there?
RYAN: Olive.
NEIL: Olive who?
RYAN: Olive knock-knock jokes!
NEIL: Me too. Hey Kevin…
KEVIN: Yeah?
NEIL: Toc toc?
KEVIN: Qui est la?
NEIL: Rien.
KEVIN: Rien qui?
NEIL: Rien a faire sauf te dire une blague toc toc.
KEVIN: Ryan…
RYAN: Mm-hmm?
KEVIN: Knock knock.
RYAN: Who’s there?
KEVIN: Boo.
RYAN: Boo who?
KEVIN: Don’t cry, it was just a joke.
RYAN: Thank you.
(Someone knocks at the door.)
ALL: Who’s there?
VOICE: Police.
(Dramatic music plays.)
NEIL: (concerned) Police… who?
VOICE: Police stop telling those awful knock-knock jokes! (laughs)
(They all laugh. A caption is displayed. “Knock Knock!”)

Trivia

• The foreign dialogue is French, and translates to:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nothing.
Nothing who?
Nothing to do except tell you a knock knock joke!