Insult to Aaron
From WikiLemon
- Artist:
- Deporitaz
- Length:
- 0:44
- Vocals:
- Alora Lanzillotta
Emmy Cicierega
Written by Neil as a theme song for Aaron Ackerson’s Radio Free Spacecat, this is his first and only song to feature lead female vocals. It is a parody of the Aaron Carter song Oh Aaron. Alora has since disowned the song and has prohibited its distribution, creating an AST.
Lyrics
Hear him live-365,
Got a five dollar mic in overdrive.
Every Saturday night, he puts on a show.
He ain’t got no life, but he doesn’t know.
Turns his webcam on and he plays a song;
The whole charade, just one big yawn.
When he’s talking, it’s like a total distraction.
When he’s on the mic, there’s a pain reaction!
Aaron, oh Aaron, what are you going to do?
You look like a hobo in spectacles,
Everyone laughing at you.
Aaron, oh Aaron, what are you going to do?
Smell like orangutan excrement,
Always a-look like a fool.
Done.
Covers
Spurred by BeatlesLover’s topic Insult to Aaron cover contest!, several Illemonati have recorded covers of this song. Despite the lack of an MP3 of the original, covers are possible because it can be assumed to have the same sound as the song of which it is a parody, Oh Aaron.
Trivia
- The “pain reaction” line is a reference to a lyric in Aaron’s The Artichoke Song — “When I get on the mic, there’s a chain reaction.”
- The “orangutan excrement” line was later referenced by Aaron in Hyakugojyuuichi 2003.