Holy Bison Beaks!

Holy Bison Beaks!

Artist:

Lemon Demon

Album:

Clown Circus

Length:

3:20

Vocals:

Neil Cicierega, Ben Cicierega, Cody Lanzillotta

Download:

MP3

Chords:

Available

BPM:

105

Songs on Clown Circus

1. Error
2. Lemon Demon
3. Ten Thousand Light Years Away
4. Don’t Be Like the Sun
5. Bowling Alley
6. Wrong
7. Hazel’s Modus Operandi
8. Idiot Control Now
9. Pepper and Salt
10. Holy Bison Beaks!
11. Somnolence
12. Fire Motif
13. Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
14. Elsewhere

Lyrics

Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.
So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…

This song needs a hook.

An ironic little,

Self-refrential,

Catchy freakin’ hook.

So I made the chorus

All about how

This song needs a hook.

An ironic little,

Self-refrential hook.

And a guitar solo.

[bad guitar solo]

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay.

[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?
Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.

Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.

This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!

Trivia

• This song is one of the few that inform the listener that Lemon Demon is a one-man band. This can be heard when nobody answers Neil’s suggestion to do the bridge.