Headline News (Wiener Mix)
From WikiLemon
This is a parody edit of Headline News by “Weird Al” Yankovic, itself a parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies.
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Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his wiener
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his wiener
Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating wiener
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to
Cut off his wiener
And then, there was this guy who
Cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to
He cut off his wiener