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Hamtripping
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Hamtripping
- Artist:
- Cinema Rocketry
- Released:
- April 18, 2011
- Length:
- 2:01
- Link:
- YouTube
Transcript
(Neil and Ryan are in a living room. Neil is reading a book.)
Ryan: So, d’you wanna lick a hamster?
Neil: Excuse me?
Ryan: Do you want. To lick. A hamster.
Neil: …Why would I want to lick a hamster? That doesn’t sound like a good idea. At all.
Ryan: C’mon man. All the cool kids are doing it.
(Ryan pulls a live hamster out from his shirt.)
Ryan: When you lick a hamster, you enter a whole new world of transcendental experience.
(He licks the hamster.)
Ryan: There’s nothing wrong with it. Just lick it.
(Neil hesitantly takes the hamster.)
Ryan: Just lick it.
(Neil licks the hamster.)
Neil: …I don’t feel anything.
Ryan: You will.
(Neil starts to blink confusedly. He looks unwell. The world begins to flash and audio distortion plays.)
(A shadowy figure appears in front of Neil. The screen flashes back, and it is revealed to be George Takei.)
George Takei: Hello. I’m George Takei.
(Neil squints at him in confusion.)
George Takei: You licked the hamster, and you know what that means.
(The audio begins to distort somewhat. Neil looks on in fear.)
George Takei: Now you have to pay.
(He breaths out two masses of fire and begins to laugh. Neil screams dully.)
(We are outside of Neil’s hallucination. He is holding the hamster and screaming dully at something invisible.)
(Ryan takes back the hamster with an evil grin. The hamster makes a Star Trek communicator noise.)
Ryan: (Into the hamster) Mr. Sulu. Mission complete. Beam me up.
(He beams up. George Takei’s evil laughter is heard again.)
(Image of George Takei appears. Text appears as the words are said.)
Ryan: It’s good to be George Takei.
Ryan: So, d’you wanna lick a hamster?
Neil: Excuse me?
Ryan: Do you want. To lick. A hamster.
Neil: …Why would I want to lick a hamster? That doesn’t sound like a good idea. At all.
Ryan: C’mon man. All the cool kids are doing it.
(Ryan pulls a live hamster out from his shirt.)
Ryan: When you lick a hamster, you enter a whole new world of transcendental experience.
(He licks the hamster.)
Ryan: There’s nothing wrong with it. Just lick it.
(Neil hesitantly takes the hamster.)
Ryan: Just lick it.
(Neil licks the hamster.)
Neil: …I don’t feel anything.
Ryan: You will.
(Neil starts to blink confusedly. He looks unwell. The world begins to flash and audio distortion plays.)
(A shadowy figure appears in front of Neil. The screen flashes back, and it is revealed to be George Takei.)
George Takei: Hello. I’m George Takei.
(Neil squints at him in confusion.)
George Takei: You licked the hamster, and you know what that means.
(The audio begins to distort somewhat. Neil looks on in fear.)
George Takei: Now you have to pay.
(He breaths out two masses of fire and begins to laugh. Neil screams dully.)
(We are outside of Neil’s hallucination. He is holding the hamster and screaming dully at something invisible.)
(Ryan takes back the hamster with an evil grin. The hamster makes a Star Trek communicator noise.)
Ryan: (Into the hamster) Mr. Sulu. Mission complete. Beam me up.
(He beams up. George Takei’s evil laughter is heard again.)
(Image of George Takei appears. Text appears as the words are said.)
Ryan: It’s good to be George Takei.
