From WikiLemon

This is the original version of Gadzooks, similar to the version that leaked to several forum members prior to View-Monster’s release.

Lyrics

Everywhere I look I always see
people who are crazier than me.

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)
Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)
You’re all such crazy kooks!
A bunch of flaky flukes.
You’re giving me the spooks.

Everyone’s gone funny in the head.
I went outside and this is what I said…

I said:
Egad! (Egad!)
Egad! (Egad!)
I think you’ve all gone mad!
Gone nuts at least a tad.
It’s really kind of sad.

How can people so bizarre exist?
(How can people so bizarre exist?)
They should go to a psychiatrist.
(They should go right now.)

By Jove! (By Jove!)
By Jove! (By Jove!)
You’ve formed a crazy drove,
(Formed a crazy drove…)
and on the streets you rove!
It’s something that I loave…
…loathe.

(Mmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmm)

Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)
Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)
The situation’s getting slimy! (Slimy!)
And I am just so stymied!
I can’t think of a rhymie.

Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!)
Gee Willikers! (Gee willikers!)
You’re all mentally illikers! (Mentally illikers)
No, this is not a drillikers!
Okay, this is getting sillikers.

Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)
Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)
Don’t know what that means.

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)
Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)
You’re all such crazy kooky kooks!