Everyday French

Everyday French

Artist:

Lemon Demon

Album:

View-Monster
(bonus track)

Released:

July 17, 2007

Length:

4:29

Vocals:

All That soundboard

Download:

MP3

BPM:

125

Songs on View-Monster

1. Kaleidoskull
2. Untitled [view-monster]
3. Amnesia Was Her Name
4. Untitled [hippocampus]
5. The Man in Stripes and Glasses
6. Untitled [spooky sounds vol 6]
7. Marketland
8. Untitled [x-ray glasses]
9. Gadzooks
10. Untitled [prelude to a knife fight]
11. Knife Fight
12. Untitled [autofocus]
13. The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet)
14. Untitled [combs]
15. The Ocean
16. Untitled [wet hair]
17. The Afternoon
18. Untitled [afterafternoon]
19. Spring Heeled Jack
20. Untitled [alternate history]
21. Being a Rock Star
22. Untitled [like a balloon]
23. Ask For Nothing
24. Untitled [disconnect]
25. The Satirist’s Love Song
26. Untitled [therapy]
27. The Machine
28. Untitled [between the frames]
29. Bill Watterson
30. Untitled [sleeping]
31. Something Glowing
32. Untitled [finale]

Bonus tracks

1. 320x200
2. Ben Bernanke
3. Drinky-Bird
4. Everyday French
5. Gadzooks (Original version)
6. Hip Hop Cherry Pop
7. Modify
8. Nightmare Fuel
9. Strangelet
10. Sundial
11. Super Hey Ya (OutKast Remix)
12. Today’s Secret Word
13. Treasure Map
14. The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life
15. You Got a Toothache

Hidden track

1. creepy

A bunch of looped quotes from an All That soundboard with French and English phrases.

Includes samples from “Balinese Bongos” by Les Baxter, the Muppet Show theme song, “Macarthur Park” by Richard Harris, and “Blood in the Gutter” from Ren and Stimpy stock music.

Lyrics

(Est-ce que je peux faire la sieste dans ton nez?)
(Je n’ai pas pris la douche de mise depuis…)
(La guardienne d’enfants a explosé.)
(Embrasse moi sous l’arbre de bologna.)

Est-ce que je peux faire la sieste dans ton nez?
May I take a nap in your nose?
Je n’ai pas pris la douche de mise depuis…
I have not showered in thirty-six days.
La guardienne d’enfants a explosé.
Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
Embrasse moi sous l’arbre de bologna.
I have not showered in thirty-six days.
Enlevez ce porc de votre soutien-gorge.
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.
Arrétz de lecher mon kangorou.
I have not showered in thirty-six days.
Les singes chatouille mont ventre.
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Laisse la moustache de la grandmère.
Let go of my grandmother’s moustache!

Est-ce que je peux faire la sieste dans ton nez?
Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
Je n’ai pas pris la douche de mise depuis…
Kiss me under the bologna tree.
La guardienne d’enfants a explosé.
May I take a nap in your nose?
Embrasse moi sous l’arbre de bologna.
Kiss me under the bologna tree.
Enlevez ce porc de votre soutien-gorge.
Hey! Stop licking my kangaroo!
Arrétz de lecher mon kangorou.
K-K-K-Kiss me under the bologna tree.
Les singes chatouille mont ventre.
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Laisse la moustache de la grandmère.
I have not showered in thirty-six (je) days.

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my—

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling (de mise…)

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my— (de mise…depuis)

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling (de mise…)

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my— (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling (de mise…)

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my— (de mise…depuis)

Monkeys are tickling, monkeys are tickling (de mise…)

my tummy, tummy, tummy, my— (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)

Est-ce que je peux faire la sieste dans ton nez?
May I take a nap in your nose?
Je n’ai pas pris la douche de mise depuis…
I have not showered in thirty-six days.
La guardienne d’enfants a explosé.
Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
Embrasse moi sous l’arbre de bologna.
I have not showered in thirty-six days.
Enlevez ce porc de votre soutien-gorge.
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.
Arrétz de lecher mon kangorou.
I have not showered in thirty-six days.
Les singes chatouille mont ventre.
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Laisse la moustache de la grandmère.
Let go of my grandmother’s moustache!

Est-ce que je peux faire la sieste dans ton nez?
Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
Je n’ai pas pris la douche de mise depuis…
Kiss me under the bologna tree.
La guardienne d’enfants a explosé.
May I take a nap in your nose?
Embrasse moi sous l’arbre de bologna.
Kiss me under the bologna tree.
Enlevez ce porc de votre soutien-gorge.
Hey! Stop licking my kangaroo!
Arrétz de lecher mon kangorou.
K-K-K-Kiss me under the bologna tree.
Les singes chatouille mont ventre.
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Laisse la moustache de la grandmère.
I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days. (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days. (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days. (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days.

I have not showered in thirty-six days. (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)

Kiss me under the bologna tree.
Kiss me under the bologna tree.
Kiss me under the bologna tree.
Kiss me under the bologna tree. (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)
Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
Monkeys are tickling my tummy.
Monkeys are tickling my tummy. (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Oh no, the babysitter exploded!
Oh no, the babysitter exploded! (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere.
Take those pork chops out of your brassiere. (de mise…-sé…gorge…depuis)

Est-ce que je peux faire la sieste dans ton nez?
I have not showered in thirty-six days. (Je n’ai pas pris la douche de mise depuis…)
La guardienne d’enfants a explosé.
I have not showered in thirty-six days. (Embrasse moi sous l’arbre de bologna.)
Enlevez ce porc de votre soutien-gorge.
I have not showered in thirty-six days. (Arrétz de lecher mon kangorou.)
Les singes chatouille mont ventre.
I have not showered in thirty-six days. (Laisse la moustache de la grandmère.)

Est-ce que je peux faire la sieste dans ton nez?
I have not showered in thirty-six days. (Je n’ai pas pris la douche de mise depuis…)
La guardienne d’enfants a explosé.
I have not showered in thirty-six days. (Embrasse moi sous l’arbre de bologna.)
Enlevez ce porc de votre soutien-gorge.
I have not showered in thirty-six days. (Arrétz de lecher mon kangorou.)
Les singes chatouille mont ventre.
I have not showered in thirty-six days.

(…depuis)

Trivia

• An unfinished version of this song was distributed through Second Life prior to the song’s “real” release. MP3
• Most of the French lines are not matched up with their English translations.

Song Themes

Animals, Funny Songs, Language, List Songs, Pop Culture References, Questions, Sampling