Elvis Porn

Elvis Porn

Artist:

Lemon Demon

Length:

3:34

Vocals:

Neil, Chanting (Alora, Chooch, Dave Pavao)

Download:

MP3

Live:

Hooray Radio (MP3)
Hooray Radio (Ogg Vorbis)
Awesomefest (MP3) Imagination Summit: Video, MP3, Lemonic Demonade 2007

Chords:

Available

BPM:

145

More unreleased tracks

Elvis Porn was written after Neil had conducted a survey on his LiveJournal, that showed that “Elvis Porn” was a most wanted song title. (The second highest ranking was Kitten Is Angry, which was produced quickly, and ended up on Damn Skippy.)

Lyrics

Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic
Opened up my Grandma’s trunk; well, isn’t this dramatic?
What could be inside? I could almost squeal
With delight as I pulled out an ancient, dusty reel

There was a label on the side reading “E.A.P.”
I wondered to myself, what could this be?
I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
But as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise

‘Cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed

There he was, completely in the nude

Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips

Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips

Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole

The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll,

He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed

Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn

What the hell, I thought, this is rather odd
I thought of where I found it, and I shouted, oh my god!
Where did Grandma get this footage of the King?
Why the hell would sweet old Granny have this awful thing?

(Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!)

So I confronted her with the footage I’d found
She didn’t seem to recognize it, so I wound
The film in the projector and gave it a spin
She keeled over dead with a big fat grin

‘Cause Elvis Porn is what she viewed

There he was, completely in the nude

Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips

Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips

Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole

The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll,

He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed

No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes,

No white jumpsuit, and nobody knows

The tale behind this Elvis Porn

(Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!!!)

Trivia

• This is Lemon Demon’s first song produced with the band in a recording studio. However, there already existed one song — Samuel and Rosella — that included Alora’s bass playing.
• For a long time, this song was only available in live versions.