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Draco Puppet
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Draco Puppet
- Artist:
- Cinema Rocketry
- Released:
- September 13, 2010
- Length:
- 1:42
- Link:
- YouTube
Transcript
(Harry is talking to the audience.)
Harry: Hello! I’m Harry Potter! I’ve been reading your YouTube comments, and though most of you appear to be completely impressed with the quality of my work, I’ve noticed one recurring request: many of you have asked for a Draco Malfoy puppet. What a wonderful idea! I took it upon myself to bring this amazing concept into action. Here he is!
Harry: Say hello, Draco!
Draco: Hello, Draco!
Harry: No, say hello to the audience!
Draco: Hello to the audience!
Harry: How dare you make a fool of me. Why don’t tell them a little about yourself, Draco?
Draco: Hello, I’m Draco Malfoy. I’m totally rich, and I’m really proud that I’m a pure-blooded white! I mean wizard! Hee hee hee hee.
Harry: Hahahahaha! What a wonderful person! Let’s learn some more about Draco!
(Music starts to play. Harry sings along.)
(The Draco puppet is being chewed by a hamster.)
Harry: Draco likes hamsters!
(The Draco puppet is on a plate, and honey is poured on it.)
Harry: Draco likes honey!
(Harry is holding the Draco puppet and a toothbrush.)
Harry: Draco likes toothpaste!
(Draco’s teeth are brushed along with the beat.)
(Draco is on a bed with some coins. More coins fall on it.)
Harry: Draco likes money!
(Draco has been painted to have red cheeks. A smile is added, and two dots on the eyebrows.)
Harry: Draco likes facepaint!
(Draco’s head is grabbed by a pair of pliers.)
Harry: Draco likes pliers!
(Draco is set up as the central pin of a bowling alley. A ball comes and knocks all the pins down.)
Harry: Draco likes bowling!
(Draco is on the blade of a fan, which is turned on, spinning him around.)
Harry: Draco likes cartwheels!
(Harry’s hand is on an oven dial.)
Harry: Draco likes fire!
(The Draco puppet, looking pretty bad after making it through the whole song, is on the burner of a gas stove. Harry turns the stove on, and burns it. A wet cloth is placed on the puppet to put it out, and moved a bit by a female hand. Someone blows on the embers.)
Harry: Hello! I’m Harry Potter! I’ve been reading your YouTube comments, and though most of you appear to be completely impressed with the quality of my work, I’ve noticed one recurring request: many of you have asked for a Draco Malfoy puppet. What a wonderful idea! I took it upon myself to bring this amazing concept into action. Here he is!
Harry: Say hello, Draco!
Draco: Hello, Draco!
Harry: No, say hello to the audience!
Draco: Hello to the audience!
Harry: How dare you make a fool of me. Why don’t tell them a little about yourself, Draco?
Draco: Hello, I’m Draco Malfoy. I’m totally rich, and I’m really proud that I’m a pure-blooded white! I mean wizard! Hee hee hee hee.
Harry: Hahahahaha! What a wonderful person! Let’s learn some more about Draco!
(Music starts to play. Harry sings along.)
(The Draco puppet is being chewed by a hamster.)
Harry: Draco likes hamsters!
(The Draco puppet is on a plate, and honey is poured on it.)
Harry: Draco likes honey!
(Harry is holding the Draco puppet and a toothbrush.)
Harry: Draco likes toothpaste!
(Draco’s teeth are brushed along with the beat.)
(Draco is on a bed with some coins. More coins fall on it.)
Harry: Draco likes money!
(Draco has been painted to have red cheeks. A smile is added, and two dots on the eyebrows.)
Harry: Draco likes facepaint!
(Draco’s head is grabbed by a pair of pliers.)
Harry: Draco likes pliers!
(Draco is set up as the central pin of a bowling alley. A ball comes and knocks all the pins down.)
Harry: Draco likes bowling!
(Draco is on the blade of a fan, which is turned on, spinning him around.)
Harry: Draco likes cartwheels!
(Harry’s hand is on an oven dial.)
Harry: Draco likes fire!
(The Draco puppet, looking pretty bad after making it through the whole song, is on the burner of a gas stove. Harry turns the stove on, and burns it. A wet cloth is placed on the puppet to put it out, and moved a bit by a female hand. Someone blows on the embers.)
