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Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website! 

(G)       (F)
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
(G)       (F)
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis 
Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
           F#
You’ve got mail
                              Eb
Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got 
        B   F#        B 
got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail
F#
Welcome
           Ebm
You’ve got mail, mail
You’ve got
F#      Ebm Am Em
Goodbye 
--
Hey buddy, if you’re a man looking for another man,
then you’ve called the right place,
                    E            D              E    A
because this is the cheapest gay phone service around.
We’re talking about a average market of only $2.99 to $4.99 per minute.
G  (F)  E7 
(some unintelligible talking) 
G

(strange noises) 

(lots of sound effects with shouting) 
F      Bb       F        C        F
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
   Bb          G           C          F
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot
      G7               C
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
   Bb          G           C          F
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot
      G7              C
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho 
F      Bb       F        C        F
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
   Bb         G          C          F
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack
      G7               C
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
   Bb         G          C          F
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
      G7               C
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho 
F      Bb       F        C        F
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
   Bb         G       C           F
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
      G7               C
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
Eb
(some reversed sound from the same song) 
E
Pika pika pi 
Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail
Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail, mail
You’ve got
Goodbye 
-->>>F
(THX sound) 
(F) -->>>>
(Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”) 
-->>>F
(THX sound) 
(F)
I have no penis
I have no penis 
C G C G C G C
[La Cucaracha begins]
C           G          C
Bridge lard meets come speech junk
Put your dead lips
Slab token
                G
Lint chest hair
C G C G 
(unintelligible) 

(radio speak)
B
[La Cucaracha ends]
Great to be here with you young witches, on this fabulous night
Happy birthdaaaaaugh
(unintelligible) Let them know it’s ha-hallow—ha-halloween 
C#aug   Eb
[Mario laughs] 

I… have… no… peeeeeeniiiiss… 
C G
...

I’m wearing brown pants 

(noise) 
(G) (F) (G) (F)
(unintelligible) 

[Windows signing in sound] 
Eb       Ab        Eb
Arnold’s coming to town.
                    Ab            Eb
He’s going to — and he’s going to break your legs.
[Windows signing out sound]
Ab                 Eb
With a m—uh—with a monkey wrench,
             Ab         Eb
I’m going to break your legs with a monkey wrench until you die.
        Ab         Eb           Ab Eb
Because I’m Arnold Schwarzeneg—
Oh, oops… *cough* Sorry about that.
                                  CM9
Sometimes my voice goes a little weird when I’m talking in my 
normal voice, like this.
It just goes all weird like that; I don’t know why.
                           G
I’m going to have to see a doctor about it.
                                                    -->>F
If he tries to touch my pee-pee, I’m going to break his hair. 
With a monkey wrench. 
(THX sound) 
A           E
Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!
A                           D               E       A
Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website! 
Eb
Wiener, wiener, wien-wien-wiener 
(unintelligible)
I wear pantyhose 

I gotta have more cowbell!
A
... 
                  (G)            (F)
Hrngh… who is the fat man, I wonder? And how does he fit into this sinister puzzle? 
A
[Chewbacca sound] 
(G)  (F)  (G)  (F)
(Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”) 

I have no penis 
                        Bm
Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee! 
[Mario laughs] 
Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
You’ve got 
Bm                   Ebm              Bm
Neem een ander in de maling (Ah ah ah yeah)
                        Ebm                Bm
Loop niet an m’n kop te zeuren (Oewoho oewoho)
                Ebm                 Bm
Jij mot niet so ouwehoere (Ah ah ah yeah)
G#m                 Am
Aàh, alle vrouwen zijn ‘t zelfde (Oewoho oewoho) 
F
I have no penis, I have no penis, I have pe- I have pe- I have pe- I have no penis