Consumer Whore

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Consumer Whore

Artist:
Lemon Demon
Album:
Hip to the Javabean
Length:
2:39
Download:
MP3
Backing:
MP3
Live:
Hooray Radio
Lemonic Demonade
Chords:
Available
BPM:
126

Lyrics

What are you waiting for?
Enough of this redundancy.
Why don’t you go back to my show?
No need to torture me.
It’s just commercials.
Damn commercials on my plasma screen.
It’s such a pain, so I complain
While drinking my caffeine.

My Nike shoes are on my feet.
I’m going out to get some McDonald’s to eat.

Don’t know what my brain is for.
I used to, but I don’t no more.
I am a consumer whore.
I am a consumer whore.

(Gibberish.)

My life’s a mess.
I’m all alone.
But that’s okay,
‘Cause I got my cute little Nokia cell-phone.

Don’t know what my brain is for.
I used to, but I don’t no more.
I am a consumer whore.
I am a consumer whore.

What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me.
Tell me you feel it too.

This unstoppable force that delivers my hand to my wallet,
Extracts all my hard earned dinero, and casts it to the smirking rottweilers.

What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me.
Please tell me you feel it too.

It’s something that I can’t ignore.
I used to but I can’t no more.
I am a consumer whore.
I am a consumer whore.

(And how!)

Trivia

A screenshot from Don Hertzfeldt’s Rejected
  • This song was inspired by Don Hertzfeldt’s Rejected, made clear by the “And how!” at the end.
  • However, the “And how!” gets cut off on the version available online, because only the “and” is on the track on the CD. The “how” is on Between You And Me.
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    Detected bug in an extension! Hook renderGoogleAds failed to return a value; should return true to continue hook processing or false to abort.

    Backtrace:

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    #2 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/SkinTemplate.php(464): MonoBookTemplate->execute()
    #3 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/OutputPage.php(968): SkinTemplate->outputPage(Object(OutputPage))
    #4 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/Wiki.php(345): OutputPage->output()
    #5 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/index.php(117): MediaWiki->finalCleanup(Array, Object(OutputPage))
    #6 {main}

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      MediaWiki internal error.

      Original exception: exception 'MWException' with message 'Detected bug in an extension! Hook renderGoogleAds failed to return a value; should return true to continue hook processing or false to abort.' in /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/Hooks.php:137
      Stack trace:
      #0 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/skins/MonoBook.php(324): wfRunHooks('MonoBookTemplat...', Array)
      #1 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/skins/MonoBook.php(193): MonoBookTemplate->toolbox()
      #2 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/SkinTemplate.php(464): MonoBookTemplate->execute()
      #3 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/OutputPage.php(968): SkinTemplate->outputPage(Object(OutputPage))
      #4 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/Wiki.php(345): OutputPage->output()
      #5 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/index.php(117): MediaWiki->finalCleanup(Array, Object(OutputPage))
      #6 {main}

      Exception caught inside exception handler: exception 'MWException' with message 'Detected bug in an extension! Hook renderGoogleAds failed to return a value; should return true to continue hook processing or false to abort.' in /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/Hooks.php:137
      Stack trace:
      #0 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/skins/MonoBook.php(324): wfRunHooks('MonoBookTemplat...', Array)
      #1 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/skins/MonoBook.php(193): MonoBookTemplate->toolbox()
      #2 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/SkinTemplate.php(464): MonoBookTemplate->execute()
      #3 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/OutputPage.php(968): SkinTemplate->outputPage(Object(OutputPage))
      #4 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/Exception.php(159): OutputPage->output()
      #5 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/Exception.php(186): MWException->reportHTML()
      #6 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/Exception.php(284): MWException->report()
      #7 /home/adam/www/com.illemonati.wiki/content/includes/Exception.php(344): wfReportException(Object(MWException))
      #8 [internal function]: wfExceptionHandler(Object(MWException))
      #9 {main}