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CONCH/subtitles
From WikiLemon
These are what Neil and Ryan are actually saying. No lie.
CONCH/subtitles
- Artist:
- Cinema Rocketry
- Released:
- January 20, 2010
- Length:
- 2:07
- Link:
- YouTube
- Cast:
- Neil Cicierega, Ryan Murphy
Transcript
Ryan: Hey their, brother, liquid wife hound.
(Ryan shows a conch shell to Neil.)
Ryan: Waddle isn’t in theo shin?
(Ryan passes the shell to Neil.)
Neil: Knot you’re brother.. but Yahweh gibbon shot.
(Neil places the shell to his ear.)
Conch (Neil’s voice): O, I was weird.
Conch (Ryan’s voice): To here theo shin?
Conch (Neil’s voice): Now aye aye her dour forces sane ever think were… sane…
(Neil removes the shell from his ear.)
Neil: O, I was weird.
Ryan: To here theo shin?
Neil: Now aye aye her dour forces sane ever think were… sane… Own my cod. Diss funky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds.. in two.. the flute chair!
(Ryan produces a gun and points it at Neil.)
Ryan: Owl a parent lean ate fat good happy dicked indy flute Charmouth a fuck a. Casabas I prized you if a gum! Knife you don’t gibbon at crotch Sheryl I know, as where the garden gonna kill you.
Neil: Whisper nouns cock. Endow dairy weaving dream I’ve exploded hour… baby!
(Ryan lowers the gun)
Ryan: ..HOUR baby? Butted hocked hearse head-
Neil: Ted hocked her whence ROM! Ted ROM.
Ryan: Hugh… Hugh kill dim!
(Neil now points an identical gun at Ryan)
Neil: And owl kill YouTube, a feud oat give that cock Sheryl!
Ryan: Owe me a few give me bat cat crotch Sheryl!
(Neil and Ryan swap conch shells.)
Ryan: Heart. Meow the gum.
(Neil and Ryan swap guns)
Neil: You big hair fu with fat brother.
Ryan: I half note brother. Owe me this crotch.
Neil: Cock.
Ryan: Crotch.
(Camera zooms in on Neil)
Neil: COCK!!
(Neil’s cry echoes over the planet)
(Ryan shows a conch shell to Neil.)
Ryan: Waddle isn’t in theo shin?
(Ryan passes the shell to Neil.)
Neil: Knot you’re brother.. but Yahweh gibbon shot.
(Neil places the shell to his ear.)
Conch (Neil’s voice): O, I was weird.
Conch (Ryan’s voice): To here theo shin?
Conch (Neil’s voice): Now aye aye her dour forces sane ever think were… sane…
(Neil removes the shell from his ear.)
Neil: O, I was weird.
Ryan: To here theo shin?
Neil: Now aye aye her dour forces sane ever think were… sane… Own my cod. Diss funky bitch hoe camper dicked five seconds.. in two.. the flute chair!
(Ryan produces a gun and points it at Neil.)
Ryan: Owl a parent lean ate fat good happy dicked indy flute Charmouth a fuck a. Casabas I prized you if a gum! Knife you don’t gibbon at crotch Sheryl I know, as where the garden gonna kill you.
Neil: Whisper nouns cock. Endow dairy weaving dream I’ve exploded hour… baby!
(Ryan lowers the gun)
Ryan: ..HOUR baby? Butted hocked hearse head-
Neil: Ted hocked her whence ROM! Ted ROM.
Ryan: Hugh… Hugh kill dim!
(Neil now points an identical gun at Ryan)
Neil: And owl kill YouTube, a feud oat give that cock Sheryl!
Ryan: Owe me a few give me bat cat crotch Sheryl!
(Neil and Ryan swap conch shells.)
Ryan: Heart. Meow the gum.
(Neil and Ryan swap guns)
Neil: You big hair fu with fat brother.
Ryan: I half note brother. Owe me this crotch.
Neil: Cock.
Ryan: Crotch.
(Camera zooms in on Neil)
Neil: COCK!!
(Neil’s cry echoes over the planet)
Trivia
- Even though these are the real lines, it appears that Neil and Ryan are parodying YouTube’s “transcribe audio” feature, where speech tends to become jumbled up and not particularly make sense. These lines don’t make sense, though, since this is what Neil and Ryan are actually saying.
- The final line appears to be influenced from the famous “KHAAAN!” scene from the film “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan”.
