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A Message From the New Kids on the Rock
From WikiLemon
A Message From the New Kids on the Rock
- Artist:
- New Kids on the Rock
- Released:
- September 22, 2008
- Length:
- 2:30
- Link:
- Hollywood East TV
- Cast:
- Neil Cicierega, Kevin James, Ryan Murphy
- Crew:
- The cast
Transcript
(the trio are sitting on a couch)
All: Hey! We’re the New Kids on the Rock!
Neil: We just finished filming the first season of New Kids on the Rock.
Ryan: Yep, it’s in the can.
Kevin: Done-zo!
Neil: We wanted to take this opportunity to let YOU know that yes, we are working on a second season of New Kids on the Rock.
Kevin: Mhm.
Ryan: Five more!
Kevin: And they’re gonna be in 3D!
Neil: HD.
Kevin: In HD!
Neil: Yeah, between now and December we’re gonna be cooking up a whole new batch of webisodes for you.
Ryan: And be sure to check out HollywoodEastTV.com to see all the other videos, we’ll be putting up content, regularly.
Kevin: Neil and I will be working on a whole bunch of stuff for the website including a behind the scenes look at how Plymouth Rock Studios is shaping up.
Neil: Unfortunately, Mr Ryan Murphy can’t be working with us at this time due to his questionable status as an American citizen.
Ryan: (shrugging his shoulders) I’m Irish.
Kevin: Hey! Why don’t we look at our fan mail?
Ryan: Done-zo!
(he lifts up a sack and reads an opened letter)
Ryan: Dear New Kids on the Rock, what kind of crazy adventures will you be going on in the next season? Sincerely, Cindy. PS: I’m your biggest fan.
All: Aaaaaw.
Ryan: (throwing away the letter) Well Pamela, we’ll be going on all kinds of just marvellous adventures.
Kevin: What a great question.
(Neil reads another letter)
Neil: Dear New Kids on the Rock, your show is the bomb. My favourite webisode was the one where Kevin broke Ryan’s vase and had to glue it back together. Are you ever gonna come out with a soundtrack album? Love, Kanye.
(he puts down the letter)
Neil: Well Kanye, no. BUT we are gonna release some mp3s online. Like of- like, you know the- the communicator wristwatch as a ringtone or something and like, various little bits of music that we’ve used on the show so whatever, make your own CDs.
(Kevin reads a letter)
Kevin: Dear Neil and his less famous two friends, are there any plans to re-cast Ryan and Kevin on the show? Maybe you could have Max and Jake play them. They’re much funnier. Love, Jamie.
(he crumples up the letter)
Kevin: Well Jamie, there are currently no plans to re-cast Ryan and I on the show.
Neil: Currently.
Kevin: So just keep on watching. There’ll be plenty of hilarity coming to HollywoodEastTV.com from Neil, Ryan and I in the future.
Ryan: And remember New Kid Nation, when it comes to the subject of drugs:
(they put caps on backwards and a hip-hop beat starts playing)
All: Hey! We’re the New Kids on the Rock!
Neil: We just finished filming the first season of New Kids on the Rock.
Ryan: Yep, it’s in the can.
Kevin: Done-zo!
Neil: We wanted to take this opportunity to let YOU know that yes, we are working on a second season of New Kids on the Rock.
Kevin: Mhm.
Ryan: Five more!
Kevin: And they’re gonna be in 3D!
Neil: HD.
Kevin: In HD!
Neil: Yeah, between now and December we’re gonna be cooking up a whole new batch of webisodes for you.
Ryan: And be sure to check out HollywoodEastTV.com to see all the other videos, we’ll be putting up content, regularly.
Kevin: Neil and I will be working on a whole bunch of stuff for the website including a behind the scenes look at how Plymouth Rock Studios is shaping up.
Neil: Unfortunately, Mr Ryan Murphy can’t be working with us at this time due to his questionable status as an American citizen.
Ryan: (shrugging his shoulders) I’m Irish.
Kevin: Hey! Why don’t we look at our fan mail?
Ryan: Done-zo!
(he lifts up a sack and reads an opened letter)
Ryan: Dear New Kids on the Rock, what kind of crazy adventures will you be going on in the next season? Sincerely, Cindy. PS: I’m your biggest fan.
All: Aaaaaw.
Ryan: (throwing away the letter) Well Pamela, we’ll be going on all kinds of just marvellous adventures.
Kevin: What a great question.
(Neil reads another letter)
Neil: Dear New Kids on the Rock, your show is the bomb. My favourite webisode was the one where Kevin broke Ryan’s vase and had to glue it back together. Are you ever gonna come out with a soundtrack album? Love, Kanye.
(he puts down the letter)
Neil: Well Kanye, no. BUT we are gonna release some mp3s online. Like of- like, you know the- the communicator wristwatch as a ringtone or something and like, various little bits of music that we’ve used on the show so whatever, make your own CDs.
(Kevin reads a letter)
Kevin: Dear Neil and his less famous two friends, are there any plans to re-cast Ryan and Kevin on the show? Maybe you could have Max and Jake play them. They’re much funnier. Love, Jamie.
(he crumples up the letter)
Kevin: Well Jamie, there are currently no plans to re-cast Ryan and I on the show.
Neil: Currently.
Kevin: So just keep on watching. There’ll be plenty of hilarity coming to HollywoodEastTV.com from Neil, Ryan and I in the future.
Ryan: And remember New Kid Nation, when it comes to the subject of drugs:
(they put caps on backwards and a hip-hop beat starts playing)
Yo, don’t do drugs
Yo, don’t do drugs
Crack is whack
And that’s a fact
(they pose like rappers)
(Hollywood East logo)
(Hollywood East logo)
Trivia
- They only ever posted one mp3 from the show
